ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....
Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:
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Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?
Classic ans
boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..
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Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?
BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ...
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Maths Teacher -
Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai..
2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..
Toh tere pas kitne bacha..
Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....
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Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki
dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...
Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa
Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!
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Girl: mum I am sorry..
Mom: Kya hua mera bachcha..
Girl: I m pregnant.
Mom: Kya.. ????kalmuhi Ye Kya kiya tune.. kahin ka nahi chhodhaa hame...?
Girl: ?sorry mum.. but it was an accident.
Mom: teri gaand accident.. chalte chalte lode par gir gayi kya ??
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Badi Murgi Aur Choti Murgi Mein Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi.
Badi Murgi: ?Mera Andaa To Rs 3.50 Mein Jaata Hai Tera To Sirf Rs 3.25 Mein?
Choti Murgi: ?Chal-Chal Rehne De Yaar Chawanni Ke Liye Kaun Apni Gand Fadwaaye?
