Woh bahut achcha bartav kar raha tha toh kuch logo ne ussey sher sunsne ko kaha.
These people were expecting something nice from him when he started…
*SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE
KOI GANA*
*SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE
KOI GANA*
*TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE
MERA NANA!*
*People were shocked to hear this,
though this shayar had a famous
background of telling some really
gandu shayaris. But this being a
Royal Marriage, people requested him to
say something about the wedding.
Toh humare shayar sahab ne farmaya…
*KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTEZAM
KI…*
*People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD,
IRSHAAD !!!!*
*KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM
KI…*
*KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM
KI…*
*CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDIYA NIZAM KI.*
*People were really angry to hear
this They started abusing and
throwing stones at him. On this he again
started…
*AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…*
*AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…*
*BEHAN KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TOH NA
MARO
*People went out of control this
time and started beating and kicking
him.
He begged for mercy but they were
not ready to listen to him, any so he
finally stated.
*GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND
MARLO HAMARI..*
*GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND
MARLO HAMARI….*
*JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE,
MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI…
*Rest is history But the history
stayed with him when he grew up.
Ab jaahir hai ki aise chutiye ke prem me koi
padega nahi. Toh yeh shayar Hyderabaad se Mumbai pyaar ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. Ek usne achhi ladki ko dekha. Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha
toh shaayar sahaab ne wahi farma
diya…
*MUDKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH
ZAALIM*
*KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE
HAIN,*
*CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA*
*LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN*
*You won’t believe it But the girl
liked this shayri and she fell for him.
Things went well for them for next
few days, lekin woh ladki kuch aage
nahi badhne deti thi. Toh ek suhane
mousam pe humare dost ne use
keh hi dala…*
*DIL TOH DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK
SHART LAGAYI HAI*
*LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE
TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI*
*That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi
aur shayar se milna jhulna chhod
diya.
Toh shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho
gayi. Dost log bhi haalat puchne
chale aaye. To cheer him up, they
requested him to say a sher
dedicated to her So he goes…
*BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE*
*KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI*
*HUM LUND PAKAD KAR SOTE HAIN*
*JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI
HAI
*Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi
bola lund ko sambhalo.
Toh ek dost bolta hai ki mei kaise
bhi karke teri darling ko waapis
bulaunga. Tere paas waapis aake
tujh pe ek ehsaan karne ki bheekh
mangunga.
Ab aap log toh jaante ho ki yeh
shayar log kitne independant hote
hain. Toh humare shayar ko yeh ehsaan lene wali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. Toh
woh bola…
*EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO
MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAIN*
*EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO
MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAIN*
*JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH
OOTH KE DUBARA KARTE HAIN*
*Mehbooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi.
Toh uski yaad bhula ne ke liye wohi
shaayar Delhi chala gaya. Wahan jab
Qutub Minar dekha toh bola:*
*DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA
DIMMAG DODA*
*ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI
KA LAUDA*
*Iss par Delhi police ki gaand mein
khujli huyi toh usse pakad liya gaya aur
court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge
sahiba ne poocha “tumhe kuch
kehna hai?” toh woh bola:
*AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM*
*MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI*
*MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI*
*MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI…*
*On such a contempt of court, he
was ordered to be hanged till death.
When he was burried, the judge sahiba
visited his grave. Needless to say
she was very mad so she pissed on his grave.
Judge sahiba ke jane ke is shayar ke
bhoot ne ek arz farmaya…*
*WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR*
*AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE*
*WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR*
*AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE*
*MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA*
*WOH CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE
GAYE .
